号称“HP系列第8本”的舞台剧本《哈利波特与被诅咒的孩子》（Harry Potter and the Cursed Child）今夏上市，新书也是热销得不要不要的~ 更有歪果网友扒出了剧本里的台词，真是real催泪呢~

 

PS：舞台剧主人公画风是这样的↓↓↓不要问世纪君为什么，想围观的戳这里。

 

 

哈利儿子Albus对老爸说：

（↑是的，为纪念老校长Albus Dumbledore，用了他的名字）

 

"So what would you like me to do? Magic myself popular? Conjure myself into a new house? Transfigure myself into a better student? Just cast a spell, Dad, and change me into what you want me to be, okay? It'll work better for both of us."

“你到底想让我怎样？用魔法把自己变得受欢迎？把自己变到个新房子里去？还是变成个好学生？念个咒语吧，老爸，把我变成你喜欢的样子，行了吧？这样咱俩就都省事儿了。”

(森森感觉“别人家孩子”的梗在魔法世界里也很有杀伤力啊……)

马尔福对哈利、罗恩、赫敏三人组说：

 

"You — the three of you — you shone you know? You liked each other. You had fun. I envied you those friendships more than anything else."

“你们——你们三个——太刺眼了，你们知道吗？你们彼此喜欢， 在一起很快乐， 我妒忌这样的友情胜过一切。”

（不好意思，马尔福，友情的小船说翻没翻~）

马尔福对哈利说：

"... And being alone — that's so hard. I was alone. And it sent me to a truly dark place. For a long time. Tom Riddle was also a lonely child. You may not understand that, Harry, but I do ..."

“……孤独——真的好难熬。 我孤独过，它把我置于真正的黑暗之地。很长一段时间里，汤姆里德尔也是个孤独的孩子。这你可能不会明白，哈利，但是我懂……”

（最受不了大反派说心里话，快给偶来一打纸巾……）

老校长邓布利多对哈利说：

 

"Harry, there is never a perfect answer in this messy, emotional world. Perfection is beyond the reach of humankind, beyond the reach of magic. In every shining moment of happiness is that drop of poison: the knowledge that pain will come again. Be honest to those you love, show your pain. To suffer is as human as to breathe."

“哈利，在这个错综复杂的情感世界中是找不到完美答案的，完美是世人触不可及的，它也超越了魔法。每个幸福闪耀的时刻里都有一滴毒药：我们知道痛苦还会降临。所以你要对你爱的人坦诚，让他们知晓你的痛楚。经受痛苦就如同人要呼吸一样。 ”

（老校长，请收下咱的学费~~ ）

哈利对金妮说：

 

"The Boy Who Lived. How many people have to die for the Boy Who Lived?"

“那个大难不死的男孩。有多少人为了他没了命？”

（果然信息量好大…… 掰手指算算后台备了多少盒饭）